Centuries ago, long before the days of smooth terrain, a noble horseman was trotting along a dark street on Halloween…until suddenly, wham! A stampede of trick-or-treating noobs came out of nowhere and barreled right into him. “Uuhhh!” the horseman exclaimed as his body parts scattered everywhere. He respawned shortly thereafter, but unfortunately without a head. Now he has vowed revenge against the noobs that wronged him that fateful night.